Artie Lange Dies Of A Heart Attack
No, it’s not true. Artie hasn’t died of a heart attack. I love Artie, he’s always entertaining and is a great guy but is a couple pizzas from a heart attack.
Any day now I’m expecting to turn on the show and hear this news and it’s going to be such a total shame and waste of a special guy. Everytime I see Artie he’s gotten bigger! I know he’s a free person and can do as he wishes but I really wish he would take better care of himself.
Lately, whenever I think of him or see him on tv or the net I immediately think of John Belushi, Chris Farley or John Candy, all were great comedians struck down in their prime and victims of obesitity. Belushi however was killed by drug abuse.
Anyway, I’m bouncing around on YouTube and found this video of Artie on David Letterman from a few months ago and he’s huge! BTW this video pisses me off from the start cause Dave introduces Artie as starring in Rescue Me…WTF?! Dave he is on THE HOWARD STERN SHOW! Stop being such a Howard Hater!
-Johnny








